Thursday, June 22, 2006
EXCELLENCE!
To the greatest, highest-achieving classes that ANY teacher in any school has ever had:
You have done it! I don't know whether it is physically possible to do better than your spectacular performance on Regents Day!
Here goes, starting with the RECORD NUMBER OF PERFECT (these are supposed to be RARE!!!) scores:
Bragging rights for eternity go to the following TEN perfect scorers!!!! (an ASTONISHING RECORD NUMBER!!!):
E Period: Julie, Kieran, Rebecca and Kim! (four superstars in one class!; two siblings of former perfect scorers!)
B Period: Evan, Eamon and a certain young man who is secretly fluent in espanol, PARKER! (each contributing to the TOP CLASS average- a minute fraction higher than E period's average!)
D Period: Katy, Rian and a certain humble scholar who desires no recognition (we'll call him/her/it O.I.) - these were the first hundreds ever from a D Period class: the curse is broken!
Now for the 99's!!! May you ALWAYS remember that the word "DENSITY" is just some made up term which means how much mass exists in a given volume. That is Density = mass/volume !!! That was the magic bullet that killed about a DOZEN more hundreds this year!!! Let us also ALWAYS remember that, one does not have to remember the density of GOLD or any other element on Earth because THEIR VALUES ARE ON THE DUMBED-DOWN REFERENCE TABLES!!!!!!! There it was, staring at you but you didn't check the table or you would have had a 100!
B: Emilio, Tim, John, Lauren, Danica and Kevin!
E: Peter and Michael!
D: Brian and Joseph!
The CLASS AVERAGES:
1st Place: B PERIOD = 97.6 %
2nd Place E PERIOD = 97.4 %
3rd Place D PERIOD = 96.6 %
AWESOME, AWESOME, OKAY! :)
There was ONLY ONE score under a 90 and just two other scores under a 92 so practically ALL of you did FANTASTIC-AMAZING-STELLAR-COLOSSAL-TREMENDOUS work. CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU GUYS RULE the World of Chem!
Have the greatest and most well-earned summer of your lives!
Mr.C.
:)
You have done it! I don't know whether it is physically possible to do better than your spectacular performance on Regents Day!
Here goes, starting with the RECORD NUMBER OF PERFECT (these are supposed to be RARE!!!) scores:
Bragging rights for eternity go to the following TEN perfect scorers!!!! (an ASTONISHING RECORD NUMBER!!!):
E Period: Julie, Kieran, Rebecca and Kim! (four superstars in one class!; two siblings of former perfect scorers!)
B Period: Evan, Eamon and a certain young man who is secretly fluent in espanol, PARKER! (each contributing to the TOP CLASS average- a minute fraction higher than E period's average!)
D Period: Katy, Rian and a certain humble scholar who desires no recognition (we'll call him/her/it O.I.) - these were the first hundreds ever from a D Period class: the curse is broken!
Now for the 99's!!! May you ALWAYS remember that the word "DENSITY" is just some made up term which means how much mass exists in a given volume. That is Density = mass/volume !!! That was the magic bullet that killed about a DOZEN more hundreds this year!!! Let us also ALWAYS remember that, one does not have to remember the density of GOLD or any other element on Earth because THEIR VALUES ARE ON THE DUMBED-DOWN REFERENCE TABLES!!!!!!! There it was, staring at you but you didn't check the table or you would have had a 100!
B: Emilio, Tim, John, Lauren, Danica and Kevin!
E: Peter and Michael!
D: Brian and Joseph!
The CLASS AVERAGES:
1st Place: B PERIOD = 97.6 %
2nd Place E PERIOD = 97.4 %
3rd Place D PERIOD = 96.6 %
AWESOME, AWESOME, OKAY! :)
There was ONLY ONE score under a 90 and just two other scores under a 92 so practically ALL of you did FANTASTIC-AMAZING-STELLAR-COLOSSAL-TREMENDOUS work. CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU GUYS RULE the World of Chem!
Have the greatest and most well-earned summer of your lives!
Mr.C.
:)
# posted by C @ 7:39 PM 
